03 november, 2021
Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.
*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
You hit me with a cricket bat.
I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
- No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.
- I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
- They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!
You’ve swallowed a planet!
Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
- You’ve swallowed a planet!
- You hit me with a cricket bat.
- All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!
Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.
I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You’ve swallowed a planet! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Saving the world with meals on wheels.
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You hit me with a cricket bat. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.